“My IQ at age 18 was 154. But through a lifetime of relationships with alcohol, crazy women and bad decisions, I have managed to cut it in half.”

Bio

Born: January 1949

Rockford, Illinois, USA

Working class Irish Catholic family

Northwestern University, B.A. History

Drafted for Vietnam War

Served 3 years on Navy Minesweeper

Quit UCLA Law School in 1975

Discovered Law School wasn’t about justice

Worked in a Ford factory in L.A

Underground communist organizer in UAW 1977.

Discovered that communism is bullshit

Became computer programmer in 1979

Multi-millionaire entrepreneur by 2007

Lost nearly all of it

Self-exile to Panama 2006

Currently passes his time writing autobiographic poetry, drinking cheap vodka and feeling sorry for himself